Dugong I was taught to think before I act so if I smack the crap out of you shirt

 We all have those days — someone tests your patience, you take a deep breath, and remind yourself to “be the bigger person.” But let’s be honest, sometimes the urge to slap some sense into people is very, very real. Enter the Dugong “I Was Taught to Think Before I Act” Shirt from Wildfoxtee Brand — a hilarious, relatable, and bold expression of exactly how we all feel sometimes.

The second I saw this shirt, I knew it was going in my cart. It features a super chill-looking dugong (yes, the lovable sea cow) paired with the perfectly savage quote:
“I was taught to think before I act. So if I smack the crap out of you, rest assured — I’ve thought about it.”
Honestly, it’s comedy gold — and if you’ve got even a hint of sarcasm in your personality, this tee is your new signature outfit.

But it’s not just funny — it’s comfortable. Wildfoxtee always delivers on fit and fabric, and this one is no different. The shirt is soft but structured, doesn’t shrink weirdly in the wash, and the print is clear, vibrant, and durable. I’ve already washed mine a few times and it looks just as sharp as day one.

I wore it out running errands last weekend, and at least four strangers stopped to read it and laugh. One guy at the grocery store even said, “I needed that today.” It’s the kind of shirt that gives people a chuckle, makes a statement, and somehow makes you feel instantly cooler.

Whether you’re grabbing it for yourself, gifting it to a friend who lives for sarcasm, or looking for something fun and original to wear when the world gets a little too irritating — this dugong tee checks every box.

🎯 Snag yours before it disappears into the sea:
👉 Dugong “Think Before I Act” Shirt

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